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On the fifth anniversary of Viagra's introduction, two new competitors are hitting the market -- Cialis, which supposedly lasts longer than Viagra, and Levitra, which kicks in faster. Still waiting for FDA approval is Disskagra, which makes ugly girls seem really hot.

What do you get when you cross Cialis with Rogaine?
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Following the approval of Cialis by the UK's health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.

Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

If a man overdoses on Cialis, how do they get the casket lid shut?

Of course you've heard about the Cialis computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

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If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Cialis coverage, what are they going to use? 
A growth chart?

Top Ten Slogans Being Considered by Cialis

10. "Cialis. The quicker dicker upper"
9. "Here's the beef!"
8. "Get a piece of the rock"
7. "You've come a long way, baby"
6. "Cialis, it plumps when you take 'em"
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
4 ."Tastes great, more filling"
3."Cialis, built ram tough"
2. "Just do her"
1."This is your penis. This is your penis on Cialis. Any questions?" ?

Did you hear about the guy who choked on Cialis?

He got a stiff neck!

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Scientists have developed a new pill that will now help impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers. By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies, and Cialis for the impotency, it gives you an erection not to be sneezed at!

Just heard on CNN that the Cialis ingredients list has been released. Cialis is 2% aspirin, 2% ibuprofen, 1% filler, and 95% Fix-A-Flat.

When in Pisa a mishap vehicular
Spilled Cialis a bunch in particular,
It had the effect
That tilt to correct,
Now that tower is quite perpendicular.

I take Cialis and Prozac together. If I can't get it up, I don't care.

What's the clinical term for men who need Cialis?
Myccoxafailure

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